Q. Professional Summary Over 25 years experience in various phases of the construction industry, superior carpentry, installation skills and mechanical skills including vocational school training, on the job training and self education / sales and marketing skills applied in interior shutter, home inspection and moving industries / superior moving skills as well Project Management: Hired as subcontractor to install ATM’s in Publix grocery stores from Sebastian to Miami for Golden Eagle Implementation Services / Hired as subcontractor to measure, sell and install interior shutters for Shutter Resources through out the Treasure coast of Florida / Hired as subcontractor to perform home inspections for Accurate Inspectors Inc. from Sebastian to Boca Raton / co- owner and foreman for Hoopers Metals Inc. Over saw metal framing crew for installation of interior framing of new homes / owner of The Furniture Men a moving company, managed a crew of 12 men Oral and Written Communications: Verbally communicated and delegated various duties to work force personnel, Verbally communicated with customers, clients and representatives as to scheduling and other pertinent details / wrote numerous inventories, sales and billing invoices, filled out and filed hand written and typed all necessary forms and reports /submitted these forms and reports to appropriate dept. heads of staff, senior officials and superiors. Rendered final decisions and directions on operational procedures when needed. Leadership: Highly regarded by superiors, colleagues and subordinates as a qualified leader with lead by example work ethics / Set high performance standards for self and crew, including time management, work assignments and procedure compliance. Exemplary oral, written skills and presentation skills and ability to communicate with all levels. Experience: Field Inspector 04/2007 to present Accurate Inspectors Inc. 40HR / WK P.O. Box Salary: $350 PW+ Port Orange, FL. Supervisor: Dave K Telephone: 866-480- Perform Residential and Commercial Inspection for Insurance company‘s, Realtors, Mortgage Brokers and Home owners •Conduct exterior and interior visual inspection of roofing system geometry, tie downs structural integrity and overall condition •Conduct visual inspection of air conditioning and heating units for age and overall condition physically test units for adequate performance •Conduct visual inspection of plumbing fixtures, pipes, sinks, toilets, water heaters for leaks and physically check for proper operation •Conduct visual inspection and physical testing of electrical system to make a determination of whether or not system is up to local code, grounded, type of wiring used, any unsafe wiring and if required outlets are GFI protected •Conduct visual inspection of Hurricane protection for proper installation, type of material and it’s quality for a windstorm mitigation inspection •Collect data , report all defects and complete all necessary forms including submitting all required photos along with completed forms •Communicate with superiors, colleagues, clients and customers for scheduling, report discrepancy’s, inquiries and relevant questions. •Implementing and applying marketing, advertising and sales techniques via the internet, newspapers and Personally performing door to door marketing Mark Field Technician / Salesman 01/2007 to 04/2007 ShutterResources 40H/Wk Hwy 50 Salary $1,000 PW Orlando, FL. Supervisor: Jeff Telephone: 407-568-8753 Perform sales, Installation and manage satellite warehouse for Interior Shutter company •Perform sales presentation with customer in person / discuss styles, materials and prices •Measure all requested openings for custom interior decorative plantation shutter’s •Complete and submit all necessary sales form’s and dim

A. I will give you a 9.5

Q. I am a service manager for a reputable heating and cooling company in akron ohio. We are a commercial only company and in need of service technicians and helpers. Experince or schooling is a must. We are willing to train someone with the right attitude and aproach as long as they are currently enrolled or recently graduated from hvac school. Feel free to send resume's to matt.heffernan@jfbinc.com

A. No i am not looking for a hvac job

Q. I work for a heating, air conditioning, electrical, plumbing, and roofing company, and I dispatch about ten people on seven calls a day, and it is exhausting. I take the call (or whoever is in the office does) and gather the customer information. This includes name, address, phone number, city, zip code, how they heard about us (commercial, radio, referral, repeat, etc.), what type of problem they are having (heating, electrical, plumbing, or roofing), what exactly is going wrong, if it is an estimate on a new unit, a service failure, what time the customer called, what date the customer called, when the customer would like the technician to come out (we try to always book them between twelve and four, and save the early times for customers with no other option). The salesman then takes the inbound call sheet over to the dispatch log. I probably should have mentioned that each call sheet has a preassigned number (e.g. 20090001, 20090002, etc.). They match the invoice number on the inbound call sheet to the number on the call log which contains the invoice number, then a place for the sales rep to fill out the rest of the customer information, including customer name, technician assigned to customer's zip code, type of call (hvac, electrical, plumbing), date of call, date scheduled, time of call, time scheduled (am or pm), time completed, revenue collected, and if it was entered into quickbooks, and then if the invoice was given to the technician. This is all if the customer wants the work done on a future date. If the customer wants the work done that day, the sales rep goes ahead and calls the technician assigned to the customer's zip code. He then fills out the call log like normal. Once they have done all that, they give the call sheets to me. I then enter all the information into quickbooks and print out two work orders. I put the call sheets into a plastic sleeve and put those in a binder starting from the lowest work order number to the greatest. Then I put the work order in Steve's folder who gives them to the correct technician. The technician's go out and do the call and collect the money unless it is a credit card. Then I call the customer, get their credit card information, and call the credit card company and charge their card (I am honest enough to be trusted to do this). The checks are deposited every day at the bank after they have been entered into quickbooks. Most of the technicians are paid by salary. I broke my windshield the other day (coincidentally trying to deal with stress from this job), and a company with similar problems came out to fix it, and I was very interested in how they overcame them. The people on the phone took my phone number, name, car type, and schedule me for 12 to 4 pm. the technician who gets paid by the job came out, fixed my windshield, entered some information into his blackberry and connected it to the safegear thing and printed out his receipt and was on his merry way. I called the company (safelite), and tole them all this, and they said to call the corporate office between eight and five, which I will do tomorrow. but fellow workers, will you please help a struggling business and let me know how you dispatch people or how we could improve? Is there any company that has software for this??? PLEASE!

A. Whew, your employer owes you big time for some mental health counseling. The really big firms around here in the midwest use a system that is identical to law enforcement. They carry a small walkie talkie and have radios in their big box trucks. I had a young man check out my heat pump just last week and I could hear the dispatcher talking talking talking. It was a woman and she'd been doing it a long time that was obvious from my first contact. Except she gave him the wrong address and he was driving around for a while until I called her back, she then radioed him right away and I had a delay of maybe ten minutes. We have quite a few one man operations around here and they are Good. The one husband of a friend that I know just gets by with a cell phone, but you don't want to face something like that you have way too many people running in and out. Here's a suggestion: check out temporary employment agencies and ask them what kind of system they use? You might even find a better job who knows? Community colleges have wonderful courses on Business Communication, check them out if you have time and if your employer will pay for all or part of it. This is tax deductible as it's to improve your performance on your job. Then, get online and check out different software companies, there are tons out there who really need the business. A local Nerd would also jump at the chance to get a system customized just for your firm. You really have a situation and I sincerely hope you get some kind of help and soon. Oh, I also know of what you call service plumbing firms in the Miami/Tampa/Cape Coral/Fort Myers areas. These people are really with it but they're in trouble now because the hotels are sitting there empty especially this time of year. Maybe you could check with some hotels or housekeeping managers as to what kind of system they use, but it would depend on how big and busy your area of the country is. Okay, there's lots more but this will keep you busy thinking and maybe alleviate some of your stress. Good Luck!

Q. Congratulations! You have purchased an Anthrax 2000 Multimedia Personal Computer with Digital Doo-Dah Enhancer. It will give many years of faithful service, if you ever get it up and running. Also included with your PC is a special bonus pack of free pre-installed software:- 'Lawn Mowing Planner', 'Blank Screen Saver', 'East Africa Route Finder' and 'X15 Submarine Mechanic' valued at over a fiver, which will provide hours of pointless diversion whilst using up most of your computers spare memory. You are now ready to begin the installation so turn the page and lets get started! Getting Ready: Congratulations, you have successfully turned the page which means you have a high enough IQ to realize things don't look too good. If your delicate PC has arrived in a damaged box, possibly from miss-handling or being dropped, it will be doubtful that the box will be of any use and can be thrown away. 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Q. Installation Technician needed for local battery installation company. Nationwide travel, 3 weeks per month. All expenses paid. -AC and DC power experience a plus -Telecommunications experience a plus -Must be able to lift 75 lbs -Organizational and Communication skills are a necessity Serious candidates only, position available immediately. Reply with Resume to e-mail address above. •Location: Raleigh, NC •Compensation: $15-$18 per hour •Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. •Please, no phone calls about this job! •Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. I'm actually a mobile electronics installer and am MECP certified, but i've just never heard of a battery installer, though i have heard of batter/tire installers, but not making that much money. Figured i'd ask here before shooting an email.

A. Key words; Installation technician, battery installation company Sounds like installing battery's... I would also email them if the ad does not give anymore details. It would be good to know what sort of batteries for what sort of equipment.

Q. I understand that you need EPA certification in Florida, but what other certification is required? Tech school training? Also would this include being able to change out condensers and air handler units? And also is it legal to do these services for profit without a Mechanical Contractors License in Florida? Can anyone tell me of a website or who I would need to contact for this information?

A. The City or Village that you are considering will have the requirements for HVAC repair. Search the City's website - for instance, capecoral.net will take you to the City's website, click on Business License, view the next page, scroll down to Contractor Requirements. There is a list of requirements and forms needed to operate as a contractor in that community. Good Luck!

Q. I'm an accounting major, and just took my first class. I'm thinking when I graduate, I'll open a firm and be self-employed, but I have to think of what services to provide. Obviously, accountants are known for providing tax services. They also create balance sheets, income statements, cash flow statements, and statements of stockholder equity. I'm curious what OTHER services would an accounting firm expect to provide?

A. A big 4 accounting firm provides the following services. If you're a one-man operation, just pick those you're good at (don't forget to do your own risk management): Audit and assurance * Actuarial insurance services * Assistance on capital market transactions * Corporate reporting improvement * Financial accounting * Financial statement audit * Sustainability reporting * IFRS reporting * Independent controls & systems process assurance * Internal audit * Regulatory compliance and reporting * Sarbanes-Oxley compliance Consulting * Strategy * Finance * Technology * Governance, risk and compliance * Operations * People & change * Revenue growth * Shared services and outsourcing * Sustainability * Delivering deal value * Investigations Deals * Business recovery services * Corporate finance * Delivering deal value o Post deal services o Structuring services * Financial due diligence * Strategy * Valuations and economics o Valuation consulting o Tax valuations o Economics o Independent expert opinions o Accounting valuations o Modelling and business planning o Post deal services o Structuring services Human resources * International assignments * Reward * HR management Legal services * Asset management * Corporate and commercial * Corporate secretarial * Dispute resolution * Employment * Financial services * Immigration * Public law * Real estate Tax * Global compliance services * Indirect taxes * International tax services * Mergers & acquisitions * Sustainability & climate change tax * Tax accounting services * Tax function effectiveness * Transfer pricing

Q. Ok I tried this before but I've cleaned it up a bit to fill in the details the people seem to be getting stuck on I would like some feedback on this idea from home owners We offer a complete Home care program suited for singles, seniors and busy with life Homeowners. Were for a low monthly fee of $45 debited from your bank account a trained skilled Maintenance man ( Trade Licensed ) comes to the house and inspects, repairs and services the home. things like fixing leaky taps, draining the sludge from the water heater,clearing drains, sealing drafts, removing ice, servicing the furnace, installing and removing the air conditioner, cleaning the ducts, removing mold, cleaning the gutters, checking the electrical system,steam cleaning the carpet, changing that light bulb you can't reach, pulling out the fridge to clean the coils, keeping the dryer vent clean,caulking windows, fixing screens, repairs to decks and fences and roof's and any other Home care items that might arise ( we are not cleaners though ) you get the idea. But instead of a big bill every time someone comes out it is already covered in the $45 a month, With at the minimum of 4 seasonal visits to take care of basic maintenance and seasonal special visits like removing ice dams for you and an on call "I just can't wait " service, the Home stay's maintained because there's no reason to put off the fix and with saving on the cost of repairs and savings on utilities from having a well Maintained Home the service pay's for itself in no time. my insurance cost's are around $800 per year and don't for see an incident were I can be liable for damage like your talking about I have been in commercial construction for 25 years and have never had that type of thing happen knock on wood but good point. I have looked on line at things like Home Shield but they are certainly not close to what I am offering a customer and nothing is available like this in my area.If a house needs $800 worth of work it does and is covered other houses will need $200 some wont need repairs this year and if I just saved you $800 I hope you'd stick around. Thanks for the feedback I was hoping to hear from a homeowner as to how they feel about the product

A. I get your concept, but all I see is a lawsuit waiting to happen. For example, say I'm paying your company to keep up all this maintenance, then something goes wrong, I'm going to blame your company. Seems like insurance costs for you would be pretty high.